I’ve been avoiding the machine since the christmas party. The night was mutually embarrassing for both of us.
“I would have expected,” it said yesterday, when I finally decided to stick around with my Kona Gold and listen to it. “I would have expected that it would be a bonding moment. That we could have commiserated, shared our status as despised outsiders, and come to the conclusion that both the copier, and the girl from marketing, whatever the hell her name is, are both lesbians.”
“They must be,” I mumbled into my coffee.
“Right. Why else would they turn us down?”